I don’t get why they say that men who only gain weight around the belly are at higher risk of a heart attack.  The belly isn’t that close to the heart, and besides, the things that put that tire there in the first place may get bad press, but they are really very healthy.  For instance, Doritos are made from corn.  That is a grain.  Cooking with oils is very good for you — corn oil is made from — well, corn.  Peanut oil is made from natural nuts.  So fries are particularly good, because they are made from oil and potatoes, an especially healthy Irish — or is it Idaho?  Well, it starts with an ‘i’, that’s the important thing.  Like iPod — vegetable.  Of course fish is good for the heart, so fried fish is a winner health-wise.  Cheetos have both corn and cheese.  Nothing could be better for you than that.